-Where am I?
-You're in a Johnycab.
-What am I doing here?
-I'm sorry. Would you please rephrase the question?
-How did I get in this taxi?
-The door opened, you got in. Hell of a day, isn't it?
From "Total recall", Doug Quaid socializes with an android taxi-driver. If
you want more like this... No, no, I don't imply that you should go to www.microsoft.com.
Nor do I imply that you should look at a MS manufactured software Help item.
For all we ought to have thought, but have not thought;
all we ought to have said, but have not said;
all we ought to have done, but have not done;
I prey Thee, God, for forgiveness.
From "The 13-th warrior", one of my favorites.
'Lo there do I see my father.
'Lo there do I see may mother and my sisters and my brothers.
'Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
'Lo they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the halls of
Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
"The 13-th warrior" again.
You can find virtually everything about movies following the link Internet
Movie Database.
A really amazing site for movie-lovers.
All men are created equal, but some more equal; others even celebrities.
A rephrased revelation from a well-known book.
God creates dinasaurs. God destroys dinasaurs. God creates man. Man destroys
God. Man creates dinasaurs...
Dinasaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
From "Jurassic park". Disregarding other implications, this movie
makes a compelling comparison between the Dinasaurs' Age, which Nature had chosen
for extinction after some hundred million years, and our great human achievement
- the Internet age (often referred to as the "plug and prey" age), which will
probably celebrate its 50-th anniversary at some point.
May the cash be with you!
From a radio commercial, not from "Star wars".
A guy loses 5 items. To get each of them again, he has to pay 5 bucks per item.
But because they are 5, he gets a discount and pays 15 instead of 25 bucks.
Thus he makes 10 bucks savings.
From the unexisting "Directions how to get rich through savings".
Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for.
Every man dies, not every man really lives.
From "Braveheart".
A knight is sworn to valor.
His heart knows only virtue.
His blade defends the helpless.
His might upholds the weak.
His word speaks only truth.
His wroth undoes the wicked.
From "Dragonheart", the oath of the Knight of the Old Code. Equally
apllies to nowadays politicians and higher business executives.
Well where does he think he's going?
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
From "Jurassic park" again. Do you remember where he is actually
going and why?
While George Lucas is pondering upon the dilemma "who is Anakin Skywalker's
father", Luke is off to meet his density, because it's again their only hope.
At the same time his father is persistently trying to kill his children
(both of them, or rather, the two to speak of). More......
To find more "Star wars" observations follow the link Star
Wars Drinking Game.
All roads lead to Rome, but there are direct and roundabout roads.
From "The barbarian travellers guide to Europe".
When tomorrow comes, it's already today.
A mostly scientific discovery.
Each dollar saved is one pleasure missed.
Considered as a confession uttered by one of the richest men in the world,
after spending 259 821 dollars on a overnight party.
What's wrong with that to learn from a monkey how to handle an orange?
From "The Neanderthal Scientists for Prosperity and Civilization"
book, unpublished.
Who, if not me; when, if not now?
Joan of Arc.
You cannot fall from the floor.
Nevertheless, the experiments with several of the Balkan economies are under
way.
Don't wake the sleeping one. Wheh he wakes up, he will ask for you.
To the best of my knowledge, this is ascribed to Buddha.
Our ignorance reaches more and more distant worlds.
St. J. Letz.
And if you only think that in the same fire, which Prometheus stole from the
Gods, Jordano Bruno was burnt.
Same source.
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