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1. Do you know the question to the answer 42?
   1. No, I don't.
   2. Yes, I do.
   3. Damn, I knew it, but forgot what it was.
   4. Know the what to what?
   5. It's none of your business.
2. What are unimprovements used for?
   1. Have no idea.
   2. They are the main trick to increase sales.
   3. Yes, I do.
   4. What are unimprovements?
   5. I'd rather not go.
3. Do you think 50% chance of rain is more chancy to rain or not to rain?
   1. You started it!
   2. No, I don't think it is.
   3. No, I don't think.
   4. Yes, I do.
   5. No more rain, please.
4. What would you do if somebody told you Africa's bigger than Texas?
   1. Who told you that?
   2. Yes, I do.
   3. Shoot him.
   4. What's Africa?
   5. Yeah, Canada's smaller too.
5. "The green, green grass of home" is the favorite song of?
   1. Shell, Texaco, Chevron, Conoco.
   2. Both.
   3. Buffalos.
   4. There is no such song.
   5. Yes, I do.
6. The art of not being boring is best demonstrated by:
   1. TV commercials.
   2. Higher mathematics textbooks.
   3. This is not an art.
   4. Yes, I do.
   5. Yes, but you are ugly instead.
7. Which statement best applies to your mental attitude?
   1. Better late than ever, but better never late.
   2. Better late than now, but better never.
   3. Better than ever, but always late.
   4. Better than everybody.
   5. Yes, I do.
8. What do you prefer - 80% fat-free or 20% fat-full?
   1. It's the same thing essentially.
   2. Somewhat likely.
   3. Mostly unlikely.
   4. Whoa, all this makes me sleepy.
   5. Yes, I do.