Jonathan Kesselman	...	(Director)
Jonathan Kesselman	...	(Writer)
Adam Goldberg	...	Mordechai Jefferson Carver
Andy Dick	...	Damian Claus
Judy Greer	...	Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Mario Van Peebles	...	Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
Peter Coyote	...	JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Adam GoldbergAndy DickJudy Greer	...
Michaël Cohen	...	Composer
Nora Dunn	...	Mrs. Carver
Sean Whalen	...	Tiny Tim
Tony Cox	...	Jamal
Richard Riehle	...	Santa
Melvin Van Peebles	...	Sweetback
Rachel Dratch	...	Tikva
Harrison Chad	...	Schlomo
Jim Petersmith	...	Skinhead Bartender
Annie McEnroe	...	Mrs. Highsmith
Grant Rosenmeyer	...	Young Mordechai
Elaine Hendrix	...	Blonde Bombshell
Ayelet Ben-Hur	...	Israeli Rental Agent
Alex Corrado	...	Tony
Brad Duck	...	Jimmy
Jason Fuchs	...	Adolescent Hasidic Boy
Edward I. Koch	...	Himself
Gary Pratt	...	Head Elf
Woodrow W. Asai	...	Mun Chi (as Woodrow Asai)
Daryl Wein	...	Teenage Gentile
Michael Mylett	...	Gentile Boy No. 1 (as Michael J. Mylett)
T.J. Sullivan	...	Gentile Boy No. 2
Audrey Twitchell	...	Gentile Girl No. 1
Alexa Eisenstein	...	Gentile Girl No. 2
Evelyn Page	...	Old Woman
George Hosmer	...	Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy
Ronald Schultz	...	ADL Chairman
Les Shenkel	...	JDL Member No. 1 (as Leslie Shenkel)
Alan Nebelthau	...	JDL Member No. 2
Jerome F. Richards	...	Council Elder (as Jerome Richards)
C.P. Lacey	...	Sammy Davis Jr. Jr.
Ephraim Benton	...	Black Teen
David Lee	...	White Accountant
Adam Rose	...	Addict Jewish Child
Devin Rene Burns	...	Blonde Gentile Girl
Jimmy Walsh	...	Freckle-Faced Gentile
Chris McGinn	...	Samples Woman
Kathryn Gordon	...	Bambi
Anna Berger	...	Harriet Tubbleman
Ivan Sandro	...	Carnival Worker
Jeff Marlow	...	Joshua (as Jeff Marlowe)
Ronald Shore	...	Bandleader
Tom Chalmers	...	Chaim Feygele
David Steinberg	...	Elf Flunky (as David Joseph Steinberg)
Mylika Davis	...	Sassy Black Prostitute
Liana Reda Leahy	...	Jewish American Princess
Kurt Brabbee	...	Cinematographer
Dean Holland	...	Editor
Dan Keane	...	key grip
April Lanci-Leseur	...	assistant camera
Marcus Lehmann	...	Electrician
Paul McCluskey	...	third grip
Alan McIntyre Smith	...	Gaffer
Jessica Miglio	...	Still Photographer
Andrew Parke	...	director of photography: second unit
Ian Woolston-Smith	...	steadicam operator
Hiroo Takaoka	...	Camera Operator
Ed Koch	...	Himself
Leslie Shenkel	...	JDL Member No. 1

Summary: THE HEBREW HAMMER stars Adam Goldberg in the title role of this holiday farce as a handsome Orthodox stud and man of action who is called upon to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus’ evil son Damian (Dick) is pushed over the edge by his father’s liberal policies, he murders the Christian patriarch and, stepping into the vacated role, launches a nefarious worldwide campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther (Greer), the gorgeous daughter of the chief of the Jewish Justice League to topple Damian and save Hanukkah for future generations.